Our resident Golden Labrador Coral dog (yes, that's what we call her; the same as our Bali Whippet Luna is called Luna dog - or Snowy) is the proud mother of these 2 bundles of joy. Both little porkers since there are only 2 and Coral dog has at least 16 nipples capable of supplying a small African country (or Wales). One we like to call Ripyerfroataht dog, the other Chewyernutsoff dog because in spite of their super-cute appearance, the father (Blacky dog) was from "the wrong end of the beach" where men are men and boys are satay! It hasn't happened yet but ever since "the curious incident" where our resident adolescent turtle took the top off a small boy's finger (Silly sod - what responsible parent says "Go on Joey, see what it's powerful beak feels like") I do worry when I see the look on Coral dogs face as another tourist's child tries to walk off with one.
Apologies:
1) Holger. This has some rather unusual grammatical content - not very BBC I'm afraid.
2) Tanya. Please don't cry, they're not really puppies, just a couple of my old socks with a gecko inside photoshopped to look like puppies.
Apologies:
