Shock Horror!

Oh dear, it's nearly corn time again. In the months that have passed, Masiti got married, Dewi had a baby, Luna had 3 babies, Coral had 6 babies, Spit had his nuts chopped off, and hordes of people have been & gone from all over the world and we are rather ashamed... Sorry we didn't share any of these or other momentous events since the cornucopia of culinary flops. but worse, we have learnt no new tricks on what to to with the impending crop.

So to avoid the embarassment of not knowing the best way to handle either of these issues, we are chickening out (tee hee) If you really want more stories then please come down the pub next Saturday. No, not in Bali, in Silchester. (smart uh!)