I am David Hasselhof. I wake up every morning and have to introduce myself to girls in skimpy bikinis. What was once a dream has turned into a nightmare.
(Note from the wife: He is still dreaming)
As I was saying before being rudely interrupted, I am sporting my new long hair and wearing a skirt [photo omitted for decency]
(Note from the wife: afraid this is reality!!)
Shut up wife! I chose an activity in which I get an hour a day where she can't speak and what do you know? She's writing everything down on an underwater slate for me to read (no matter how many times I "lose" her pencil).
We appear to have missed: Halloween, Guy Fawkes and Rememberance day, at least our ceremonies don't involve rattling tins - oh they do but that's just the band. Not sure dua, empat, enam, dilapan, Jalan Tol works that well over here.... see if you can work out what we've been listening to.
Anyway, back to bikinis. The local girls all seem to be well endowed but now Amanda has a local bra I can see why, none of your lift & separate malarky, this is all lift & push together for that extra cleavage look [photo censored]. Oh, I just remembered there was one girl who had a few wisps - I don't know, there's a beauty salon every 200 metres who do a bikini wax in exchange for a cigarette but I guess some blokes prefer the natural look.
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On behalf on your Followers, I would like to start a petition to have both photos (Mr in a skirt and Mrs in local bra) published here.
ReplyDeletenote cultural differences: in your neck of the woods a bloke in a skirt probably needs a permit, whereas out here not only do all the blokes wear skirts but a voluptuous torso is far more risque (unless it's attached to a mermaid)
ReplyDeleteCultural differences accepted. But we still want to see the photos.
ReplyDeleteAndy and myself got somewhat depressed reading about the lift and push and wonder where we went wrong.
ReplyDeleteWe need pictures for the Monday meeting ...
Well, you've certainly found the level here ;-)
ReplyDeleteI was a bit scared when I saw the first photo - I didn't think you had both put on so much weight until, on closer inspection, I realised that it wasn't you, tee hee.
Oh, and I'm on my way with a packet of cigarettes. Yes, I am that hairy!
kiss kiss for now.