Bottoms Up!

A spot of medication induced Wiki/Googling for a good bat curry recipe has set us off on a quest for the knowledge of dietary differences in our new world.

We can get really tasty pork. The beef is terrible. Is that why Bali* is mostly Hindu? And why is it OK to eat pork and not beef? Unless you are Masiti the Moslem Masseuse where it's the other way round.
It all boils down to:-
1) hermits - A true (or is that tree?) hermit will go very hungry as he can only eat with his hands, where you and I know you really need to include your mouth somewhere in the eating equation.

And 2) ungulates especially related to how many toes it has. The best is one with and even number of foot-based appendages a.k.a  even-toed.  But is this per foot or altogether

"Even" means " the night before".
Today is Saturday
On this night we will become slightly resembling a rare and endangered (in the UK) freshwater amphibian.
Newts don't live in Bali. In keeping with the normal way of things round here, substitute the next closest available thing.  Of which there are many** as it rained.
Therefore Sunday must be Toad



*  (how come we live in a land that sounds like a nutritious grain they don't grow here? - Muesli in UK 80p, Bali £10 a bag!!)

**There are now many minus one less thanks to Ular...